Friday, June 26, 2009

It's been a while.....

Yes, I know... It has been quite some time since I have posted anything. It has just been a busy past couple of months. Spending alot of quality time with the family and trying to better myself both personally and professionally. Still, don't think that I forgot about the blog though. I have still been taking notes on day to day things and still makes me wonder....WTF!!!!

How do you get fired from your job as a restaurant manager? Let's see, when you work around food all day long there is always something for you to eat if you get hungry right? So why would you be stupid enough to send someone to a sub shop to get you food in the middle of volume? You are asking for trouble. Then when you get caught doing it, don't lie. Who is going to believe you when you say, I took some medicine that I needed to eat with and I can't eat the food. We all know you are lying, because we have the ticket from where you ordered food and ate it the day before. You deserve to get in trouble for that one. IDIOT!!

How do you come into a restaurant, say that you are allergic to gluten( a wheat byproduct) then get made with the server and want to speak to a manager because they didn't bring you any bread?

Just the other day, a girl gets out of her car and starts to walk to the front door. She is walking like she is the shit. Nice curvy body, walks like she is on a runway, smiles at you and you just can't believe it. Then you look closer, and she is pigeon toed, and you thought she had a sexy walk.

If you are bald, make sure you either wear a hat or put on sunscreen. It isn't attractive to have a sunburned head that starts to peel.

Best story, Guy goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands when he leaves. Goes back to the bar and starts to eat his food. Asks to see me. Get there, and he wants to shake my hand. Then wants to tell me how he works in the restaurant industry and is unhappy with the food. Pissed that it costs $20 and tastes awful. I apologize to him and offer to get something else. Refuses and tries to lecture me on being a restaurant professional. You are the one who didn't wash their hands after peeing, then want to fuss about paying 20 bucks when in reality, it is only $10. Before you tell me how to do my job, get some common sense and learn proper etiquette.

Gotta save some for more posts to come.....I love my job!!!